Okay first thing i don't understand how you can measure time with love. I mean you could probably use simpler method like minutes or hours or maybe even years. Okay with that over with,I guess 2014 was okay  because our basketball team is doing better than the last pasted years. But school is about the same every year, boring. But that is okay because school is suppose to be boring or it would not be school. The worse part about 2014 was the winter we had in January because it was very cold and icy but one of the plus sides is that i got my drivers licence.

Okay if i was going to get this weather machine i would probably take a sniper rifle with a sleeping dart and a real bullet. Then when he is sitting down to watch TV would take the bullet and shoot the window out then in all of his confusion i would shoot the sleeping dart through the window and put him to sleep. Then I would go in and get the weather machine. So i would not give it back to the government i would use the machine to give rain to the country's in Africa and less snow in Siberia.

Well first thing is if gravity stopped working on me i would fly off the earth at 1000 miles in an hour because the earth spinning as a lot of centrifugal force so smash in to something and become a pancake or you can die from going through the atmosphere. But lets say i did not fly off the earth at thousands of miles an hour. The first thing that would happen would the government would probably lock me up in one of there secret labs  and do experiment on me for the rest of my life. And i would rather die than become a test rat on stuff about gravity.

Dear Mom,

Thanks for making me food. Because food is delicious and thanks for doing my laundry for me. Because if you did not do my laundry for me i probably would be to lazy to do it and i would go to school with stinky clothes. Also thank you for cleaning the house when i i'm away at school because if you did not there would probably be dusty like that Emily lady in the story "Rose For Emily " but i probably won't have a dead guy in my bed because i'm not crazy like that.
                                                                              Sincerely,
                                                                                Wall flower dude

On my thanksgiving the food that i like the best would have to be pumpkin pie. also i like the stuffing a lot. My least favorite food would probably be the turkey. You probably think i'm crazy but to me turkey is dry and tasteless. Why couldn't the pilgrims shot a cow and made cheeseburgers for thanksgiving. That would have made thanksgiving a whole lot better. The foods that seem to disappear the fastest would have to be the cranberry jelly stuff because there is only one can and my mom loves that stuff so she eats like 3/4 of the stuff so then us kids take a small sliver because it gross. Then my dad eats the rest.

Behind the door would be in entrance to a parallel universe where dog are cats and cats are dogs. And that is just the beginning. The gravity is up side down so it pushes you off the planet instead of in. And the planet spins really slow so the people don't fly off at a billion miles per hour. Then people build walk ways and houses upside down and if you accidentally step off a walk way you will fly out into space and die. Well luckily the government of this parallel universe does everything in their power to not let this happen.    

On Halloween i was a  Mexican man wearing a sombrero and was selling tacos. Then if the witch turned me into that i would probably start a taco stand. Then people would love my tacos so much that i would be able to make a taco restaurant called blowhole because tacos were born in the belly of a whale and came out the blowhole. At least that is what the taco legends say. Then my restaurant would be transformed into a chain restaurant. Then i would live out the rest of my life as a happy and healthy Mexican man for the rest of my life.

If i was tiny i would go to Sams Club. I would live on the top shelf of aisles and at night i would sneak down and get food. Then i would drag some bug and mouse traps around my house on the top shelf and i would be safe. Then if i caught a spider i would cut open it abdomen and use the spider web as rope and use the sticky substance on the webs as glue. Then i would live in my hut for a very long time until i died. So that is what i would do if i was tiny.

Do you know how atms work well if you think its all electronic well you have been lied to. The government has been telling us all these lies about that you since the day they were invented. What really happens in a atm is there is a part monkey part human hybrid that is deal you all your money. the reason these thing is part monkey is so it can fit in side the atm machine because monkey are small. the reason there part human is so they have the brains to control peoples money. So that's how atm work.

I don't know what my scariest moment was in my life  because i have never really had a
very scary moment may the only one would be i went to a haunted house once but it was not very scary. I guess it was fun scary. So at the end of the haunted house a dude came out with a chain saw and a hockey mask so that was kind of scary. Then another time i played a scary video game called slederman it had a lot of jump scare and it was very scary. These are my scary moments in my life.

If I was in a scary movie i would not go any wear. See the first mistake people make in scary movie is they run around everywhere with out any guns or protection. I would hunker down somewhere and barricade myself in there with some armor of some kind and a bunch of guns that and if the monster or crazy serial killer came into my house i would blast his head off.or if i was in the dark woods somewhere i would probably climb a tree and wait up there until its over. But then why would i be in the dark woods at night anyway it just stupid.

The place I would go if I could go some where in a book or movie is I would probably go into the world of Narina is not my favorite book series because the creatures in the story are pretty cool. Then I would take aslan the lion and make him do my bidding. I would do that because he controls most of the creatures in Narina so I would make him give me some of those trained flying beast and I would go around and attack thing and blow them up. It would pretty much be like a micheal bay movie. Just go around blowing up random stuff.

The place I would like to go to in a book or TV show would be in the world of camp half blood. I really don't know if it is a good idea because theirs a good chance i could get killed by some terrible monster would kill me. But on the on the good side if one of my parents was a Greek god i would get some awesome powers like being able to control water or being extremely accurate with a bow. Also I would by able to slice thing with other weapon like a sword or a spear or something fun like that.

My favorite urban legend would have to be children of the corn. i never have actually seen the movie but i went to a haunted house once and they have a place with children of the corn and it wads really creepy. They had Strobe lights to make it look like you were running though a corn field so that made it even more creepy. I don't think children of the corn is actually a urban legend but it is a scary story. I haven't really heard that many good urban legends so this is all I have got. So guess this is the end.

I really don't have any song that have changed my live because most songs nowadays are all about twerking and doing drugs and there aint nothing live changing about that. but i guess since i have to do this blog i will have to tell you some of the so songs i like. i like the song eye of the tiger because it sounds pretty awesome even though i have never seen any of the rocky movies. I also listen to alot of country music because its a lot better than  hip-hop because that stuff does werid things to you. I mean look at Miley Cyrus.

I'm not really good at anything. So this whole bragging right thing is gonna be pretty hard. I guess I'm kinda of  good it some video games like assassins creed and NBA 2k14 but i suck at first person shooter like call of duty and battle field. I guess I'm okay at basketball because Coach said i might be starting for JV this year. I guess my main talent is being indecisive about what i am good at. Like i don't really know what to brag about because i am not really good at anything except eating but i dont really think thats a talent.

I guess school is going okay. I am going to metamora this year and it is okay. my first class is computer programming and it is pretty fun. But welding is boring because Mr. brown is showing as the welding machines and he talks the whole hour. But metamora is nice because they have air conditioning there. I think are school should raise money to buy an air conditioner..... like have a fundraiser or something.  The one thing I am looking forward to this year is going out for basketball. But we have a low number of freshman and sophomores going out this year so i don't know if will have i JV team.