Saturday, December 13, 2014

Okay first thing i don't understand how you can measure time with love. I mean you could probably use simpler method like minutes or hours or maybe even years. Okay with that over with,I guess 2014 was okay  because our basketball team is doing better than the last pasted years. But school is about the same every year, boring. But that is okay because school is suppose to be boring or it would not be school. The worse part about 2014 was the winter we had in January because it was very cold and icy but one of the plus sides is that i got my drivers licence.
Okay if i was going to get this weather machine i would probably take a sniper rifle with a sleeping dart and a real bullet. Then when he is sitting down to watch TV would take the bullet and shoot the window out then in all of his confusion i would shoot the sleeping dart through the window and put him to sleep. Then I would go in and get the weather machine. So i would not give it back to the government i would use the machine to give rain to the country's in Africa and less snow in Siberia.
Well first thing is if gravity stopped working on me i would fly off the earth at 1000 miles in an hour because the earth spinning as a lot of centrifugal force so smash in to something and become a pancake or you can die from going through the atmosphere. But lets say i did not fly off the earth at thousands of miles an hour. The first thing that would happen would the government would probably lock me up in one of there secret labs  and do experiment on me for the rest of my life. And i would rather die than become a test rat on stuff about gravity.
Dear Mom,

Thanks for making me food. Because food is delicious and thanks for doing my laundry for me. Because if you did not do my laundry for me i probably would be to lazy to do it and i would go to school with stinky clothes. Also thank you for cleaning the house when i i'm away at school because if you did not there would probably be dusty like that Emily lady in the story "Rose For Emily " but i probably won't have a dead guy in my bed because i'm not crazy like that.
                                                                              Sincerely,
                                                                                Wall flower dude
On my thanksgiving the food that i like the best would have to be pumpkin pie. also i like the stuffing a lot. My least favorite food would probably be the turkey. You probably think i'm crazy but to me turkey is dry and tasteless. Why couldn't the pilgrims shot a cow and made cheeseburgers for thanksgiving. That would have made thanksgiving a whole lot better. The foods that seem to disappear the fastest would have to be the cranberry jelly stuff because there is only one can and my mom loves that stuff so she eats like 3/4 of the stuff so then us kids take a small sliver because it gross. Then my dad eats the rest.