Behind the door would be in entrance to a parallel universe where dog are cats and cats are dogs. And that is just the beginning. The gravity is up side down so it pushes you off the planet instead of in. And the planet spins really slow so the people don't fly off at a billion miles per hour. Then people build walk ways and houses upside down and if you accidentally step off a walk way you will fly out into space and die. Well luckily the government of this parallel universe does everything in their power to not let this happen.    

On Halloween i was a  Mexican man wearing a sombrero and was selling tacos. Then if the witch turned me into that i would probably start a taco stand. Then people would love my tacos so much that i would be able to make a taco restaurant called blowhole because tacos were born in the belly of a whale and came out the blowhole. At least that is what the taco legends say. Then my restaurant would be transformed into a chain restaurant. Then i would live out the rest of my life as a happy and healthy Mexican man for the rest of my life.